a funny thing happened to me in Bastok yesterday...

Batfink and i were off to Gusgen, for a few reasons... (Poison Breath and a Strange Apparatus being two of them) when i get the following.

Dick>> Hello!
Krystall>> Hello! how can i help you?
Dick>> {Warp}{Can I Have It?}

.... okay. someone obviously cant /check me.

Krystall>> {I'm sorry} {Warp}={Black Mage} only
30 seconds pass

Dick>> No, {Blue Mage}{Warp}
WTF? since when did we get Warp?

Krystall>> {Warp}= BLM level 17 spell.
30 seconds pass.

Dick>> {Auction House} {Please check it} warp=level 17 warp2 = level 40 {Blue Mage}

oh my god! i /sea'd for this person they showed as level 25/12 so they should by now have realised that the abbreviation for blue mage is BLU and the abbreviation for black mage is BLM.

Krystall>> no.
Dick>> {Reward:} 1k
by this time i was on a chocobo, in LS chat laughing at this guy and postulating what teles i'd like, namely {Teleport: Shakira's pants} and {Teleport: Stefani's pants}

cos i've been asked to Tele people, too.

about 3 minutes later, i was in North Gustaberg and i get

Dick>> you coming then?

hmm.

/blist is your friend.